How about some virtual caution tape that warns the player before even entering the danger zone? Something that provides a clear warning as to what will happen if they proceed.

She reminds me of an uglier and less-intelligent Sandra Bernhard.

I’m just saying that you should be creating a database of every one of these rotten motherfuckers who crept out from the shadows thinking it was safe thanks to the bloated Cheeto.

A quick search reveals the 2010 premiere on Gizmodo, to which I was alluding. I’ve also noticed in the last decade or so where we’ve had duplicate articles, sometimes within days of one another. It’s weirdly comforting when I think about how much time I’ve spent perusing the many Gawker sites. Then that comfort is…

It was on Gizmodo a while back, I’m sure I remember seeing it...

I hope you find what you’re looking for in life to keep you from dying at the hands of someone you offended.

My only qualm with giving this a CP vote was the same sadness you felt about letting go of a blown 12 with a 6m. I hate that it’s not at the other end of what could have been. I would love a beater 7-series with a solid running build underpinning it all but this is a nightmare.

Obviously this guy is a sadist and not a masochist. He’d much rather it be someone else sweaty and toiling away with busted knuckles and the eventual headache of solving this Germanic black hole* once the initial euphoria has worn off. I dislike how adult me considers this supercharged BMW twelve-cylinder with a…

I remember going to the theater to see the original Mission Impossible film in a packed theater. It was the subtle moments that really got me - especially the sequence in which they’re breaking into CIA headquarters. They use the ventilation system bypass the seemingly undefeatable security in place to steal the NOC…

With regards to the intimidating Mercedes - “Receipts document a recent $50,000 service by famed Mercedes-Benz tuner RennTech in Florida.”

HamNo: In the following image, the color key for the Positive and Mixed reviews are backwards. Just a heads-up...

I imagine they will be updating their terms of service for drivers very soon.

I read the summary here, which was what was being discussed. There’s no reason to act like streaming is common practice, the driver was removed from both services so I hardly think it’s going to grow as an issue. However, it changes NOTHING in what I said. The future is you being recorded... might as well get used to…

I’m of the opinion that any ride you take will likely be filmed and THAT should be your expectation. Not how to opt out or finding hidden cameras. The cameras aren’t there to exploit you - they’re an additional layer of protection against anything going foul for either party. If you’re worried about being caught on…

There are only victims if there is actually an accident. Otherwise, simply speeding contains only the driver as the victim, so let’s financially victimize him further. I’m not lobbying for change on Jalopnik and don’t want to argue the term ‘victimless’, I was more or less playing devil’s advocate. Honestly, I…

The speed laws were put in place half a century ago. They also need updating, and in some cases perhaps removed.

These things are adorably awesome with their impressive twin live-axle crawling. I loved watching them conquer every obstacle they encountered - although it looked like they high-centered once around 1:20 in but I may be mistaken. Still a very entertaining video with some rather capable little off-roaders.

Collectively: “Are we there yet?”

1: You can’t afford it.

I hope the line serves you well. This is what stands out from Rutger’s take on Zatoichi. I must admit I enjoyed this film back in the day, as well... loved the “nice doggy” on the side of the road he steps over in the beginning. I grew up in the eighties with my parents owning a few video rental stores into the early n…