Why isn’t it “...a red, sleeveless vest”?

“BoxBoy” meets “Pix the Cat”...?

Wait, JAPANESE CHARACTERS USED TO BE WRITTEN LEFT-TO-RIGHT, BEFORE WWII?!

I do sincerely dig the DualSense haptic integration. Feeling the bass from passing cars (on that side of the controller, natch) is a fun bit of immersion.

PS5 has its store integrated right into the he menu, it’s pretty fluid and intuitive.

(We’re in the middle of a mass extinction)

Psst: “games”, as we know them, isn’t their end-... er, game.

What the actual fuck, Sony?

Isn’t Quaxly a Blue-Footed Booby? Like, yes, it’s exactly a “Duckling Pokémon”, but it also has booby-blues.

I figured, since it’s a giraffe, it must have giunk.

That’s the arm/hand combo, good person. Going to the back of the unnamed woman’s head, of course.

Remember, kids: the last time we got to the 6th installment of a Capcom franchise, we got a woman sucking-off a giraffe.

Sooooo.... yep. This is why I buy the physical versions of >95% of my video games, if there is a physical version available (note: at launch, anyway, it’s hard for me to justify a Limited Run Games version of an already-digital release).

I want to buy to there

HOW IS THAT AN "I" IN THE HEADER IMAGE

Good god, am I not going to scroll through the littany of fanboy comments here... and yep, I am definitely Sony-biased, myself, but bears mentioning:

Holy fucking shite this is egregious and flagrant and I absolutely love it. I was laughing all through the trailer.

Oh, I know. Granted, a lot of these publishers bought game studios/developers rather than entire publishers with their own studios therein, but yes: they’re all megacorps. So, y’know, fuck em all to death.