In a two party system it can be difficult choosing between pragmatism, and voting your conscience.

Diana’s just on another level you guys

From the Bluto School of Geography?

Hey, what’s important is that he enjoys the game of basketball and seeing these fine young athletes toss the old pigskin through the basketball ring.

Would a boring black guy have made you feel better? You’re an asshole.

Ah, Kinja. Where Good is the enemy of Perfect.

Seriously, babe. I’m certain HRC would have picked someone more interesting for the slot, had your Wiccan Lesbians for 420 group not had a mandatory Tuesday/Thursday lecture at the community college keeping your social circle all tied up ...

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

So Hillary made her choice for VP. The key word there? She made HER choice, and I for one am thrilled. Kaine is a great guy and will make a strong addition to the ticket.

Gawker is against this one? How cute!

If the hackers had contacted Gawker Media, would you guys have published it? I mean, freedom of the press and being newsworthy and all? Just asking for a friend...

New Orleans is a perfect alternate host. All residents can attest to there being absolutely no regulation on public bathroom accessibility.

I know! I can’t believe Gawker didn’t get their hands on it first!

Isn’t this from years ago? You might as well post the grape lady for no reason.

“Dick and balls” isn’t necessarily accurate, because sometimes the dick takes the full impact, thus preventing any pain to the balls; however, this is Deadspin, and repeating unfunny memes is part of the job description.

This video is ancient man.

For people from the DMV, this is what we think about him: http://www.richmond.com/redskins-xtra/…

Damn it, Philadelphia. Why do you got to be so you?

Bring on the end of private gun ownership!

The U.S.A. would collapse without a NFL season - this is the only sort of thing that could bring about change.