I went into this thinking that you all look like a bunch of Internet trolls, but I have reevaluated whether or not that may be a hurtful assumption. After some careful reflection, I stand by my initial assumption but promise I’m very, very sorry if anyone’s offended.

Is Barry hiding a tribal arm tat under there?

I’m thinking Masshole James has your address.

How many times did people rewrite their card because they had ‘an even better idea’

“People think that because I’ve never had basic foods that every other person in the country has eaten that I’m some kind of weirdo.”
- Jordan Sargeant

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

I’d like to know what this even is, and who it’s for.

Sorry but they were squared up on each other and Bautista got his ass handed to him. And his slide was dirty as fuck. And no I don’t live in Texas. Just someone with two eyes who can see the obvious.

Hopefully history will remember Joey Bats the way it does Robin Ventura, as a the guy on the business end of a beatdown. Hopefully this photo will be the image that sticks in fans’ heads in years to come. But most fans will remember for a bat flip — a fucking bat flip, for chrissakes — and Joey Bats is the kind of guy…

i LOVE Joey Bats, even though I’m a Pirates fan. And his bat flip last year was amazing. But yeah, he deserved this one. I don’t get why guys think potentially saving 1 of 27 outs is worth ending someone’s season or worse.

Can’t say he didn’t earn that beating. Odor rocked him, and maybe next time Bautista will think twice before trying to end someone’s season.

Aww, is the Yankee salty because Texans aren’t wimps?

You shouldn’t like him at all, that slide was dirty as fuck

Wish somebody would have run a bat out to Odor so he could have flipped it after lighting up Bautista.

I’m looking forward to White Sox fans saying Robin Ventura actually won this fight.

So is your mom but u don’t see me commenting about it!

Odor should get 50 games cause Bautista is a little bitch?

Rougie has assured his permanent place in Rangers lore.

god damn what a punch by Rougned Odor

Beltre’s such a boss