Mandatory Rex Hudler Moon video

(impending rant incoming)

That might be the most disappointing part about this. Green allegedly puts his hands on other people, his friends put their hands on a woman, Green looks at her like he owns her, and he slaps people- pretty much over nothing- for not respecting bowing down to him, while being maaaybe tipsy. He acts like a douche bag…

You’re comment.....>_<

“It’s a Boston thing”. God damn I hope I’m wrong and you’re comment is 100% innocent honesty and purely informative, but by god- If not- Jesus H Christ. Boston people and those who have lived there cannot get enough of themselves. We all get the obvious connection: Charlestown -> Boston College. Charleston-> South…

Am I the only one who cannot understand what Bill Simmons’ eyes are? They’re freaking me out. Its like he has never slept and wants to weep for eternity. That interview with Affleck looked like two people with sawdust in their eyes.

Dante Hall’s was better

At first glance I assumed MKA stood for Mortal Kombat Academy...

Yea I almost threw up reading that. I mean in the baritone range he sounds kind of familiar? But yikes what a comically over the top comparison.

#hardotake

woof.

Boy, Jason Terry looks like a pretty big fucking idiot right now.

nice try, guy.

Even Lillard wanted to give him a high five after that one...

Syndergaard’s slider is absolutely unreal. I was at the Royals game when he threw three sliders in a row to Kendrys Morales with the bases loaded. Morales, a silver slugger last year, whiffed three times in a row. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard he threw one of them at 95 mph.