The Faint - Lesson from the Darkness

HA HA! Civil suits!

DINO DAMAGE!

God, that fucking movie.

I haven't seen Lost World since just after it came out on VHS, but I remember the goofiest thing to me was the extending chair that looked like it was bending waaaaaaaaayyy too low and I was concerned.

I have always liked Gremlins 2 more than the original. It is also twice as scary.

I think all of his special moments went down the drain when I read enough of Ctrl-Alt-Del and Chef Bryan basically usurped all of his randomness and made it bad.

I can't wait until they give Taylor Swift a shot. He's got a great career ahead of him. Maybe.

Assigned seating makes 100% sense for smaller/niche theaters.

Can we stop trying to make Taylor Kitsch a thing? Because it's not working.

I watched far more of this show than I care to admit, evne as far back as wondering "who the hell is this Paige Davis chick?" when Alex disappeared. Vern was always the best designer, everyone else was in the middle and Hildi was always the worst. (I don't remember having the hots for Genevieve. Weird.)

Man, I remember they were hyping up the video debut for "Thank U" on MTV like it was the end of the world. Also: ALANIS WAS NEKKID IN IT.

I didn't come here for Unbreakable spoilers! God dammit.

I keep seeing these articles on The A.V. Club's front page and they're full of words and pictures of this lady with the hair, but I mean, seriously, who the hell is Cameron Esposito?

Yeah, but everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.

Yeah, this is literally half a conversation from the film expanded into seven pages. There's noting "lost" about this "chapter".

That reaches beyond stunt casting and reaches right into the Pandering Bucket.

HOW GREAT THOU ART?

Middle of the road. Dumb, but not offensive.

Hangover 2 was just mean-spirited. I wasn't a fan of the original, but the sequel was only interested in forfeiting the good will that its predecessor had built.