When they reboot the First Contact situation, I want to be played by… oh, let's say, George Clooney. He'll also have a conversation with Spock Prime, who knows everything about Zefram Prime because he watched the Star Trek: First Contact historical document.

IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!

…with an overwrought score to ring over a thousand Olympic Games montages.

Paul Thomas Anderson's "American Hustle"

I'm a bit lazy at the moment - must be all this tequila - but wasn't Hanks ex played by someone else a few seasons ago?

I got into Aphex Twin in 2000 thanks to Newgrounds, so Come to Daddy and Windowlicker were in my rotation for a couple of years afterward. One of the first CDs I ever bought was Drukqs, which, uh, was not what I was expecting… Only Vordhosbn seems to have any kind of fury to it.

You could say… *manipulates Mr. Woodchuck puppet* Dave got wood!

Wither, Kevin Smith? I'm convinced at this point that he can simply never win the 'I'm a good director' acknowledgement despite his experimentation and that going back to the trough for Clerks 3 may be the only way out of this hole for him.

Partial requests don't happen in real-time, they are delayed. Only total requests can happen live.

Does this radio talk show host Carson Daly only play thirty seconds of every song while airing dedications over each, punctuated by screaming?

8-bit? More like 16-bit. But, I guess everything with visible pixels is 8-bit.

Now that I think about it, Tig could easily pass as a Vulcan.

And Montana.

Vox is a garbage publication.

CAPPUCCINO LAYS ARE THE GREATEST IF YOU GUYS HAD JUST VOTED THEM BEST CHIP WWIII WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED.

I WAS AROOOUUUNNNNNDDDDDD… (NOBODY KNOWS, NOBODY KNOWS, NOBODY KNOWS)

I actually caught that episode randomly. I'd fallen out of love with DS9 while it spun in circles and Babylon 5 just kept getting better. I thought the destruction of a Galaxy-class vessel was badass. "That was cool!" I said.

The release of X-COM: UFO Defense.

Does anyone else remember the Full House cover? It was majestic.

No mention of the conclusion of my favorite television series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the cast's debut in the cross-generational, uh, Generations?