There's actually quite a lot of scenes they cut from the film. They fill in a lot of the humor that happens on-screen, but man, they drag the movie way down.

To be fair, that sounds great, but I think Galaxy Quest works well because it's a wink and not a wink and a nod, if you know what I mean? Star Trek's greatest crippling disease is its increasing reliance on itself, so featuring a Trek cast member seems like it would pop the bubble.

Really? I always thought he played Jason Biggs pretty well. And by that, I mean the world would better off without him.

When you think about it, all of those creatures are related. So, it's kinda like a family home video. Where butlers post in lines along walls. That's just natural.

And then he will film you for 12 years as your life devolves into nothingness.

I'm not sure which one I hate worse: Family Guy's daft mediocrity or The Simpson's waning mediocrity. But I hate Family Guy so much, though…

The one where we survive the aftermath of World War 3, you jerk!

I saw slices of this flick in our compound's break room years ago and I could understand what the big deal was. I saw it in total last year and I hated the ever-living shit out of it. Everything about it was awful, minus the visual tricks and grotesqueries. Any time someone was doing something on-screen, it was bad.

I think about this song often. For example: do the towels at the Albuquerque Holiday Inn say "We're Oh So Fluffy!"? Then: are they actually fluffy? Further still: what happens when a shipment of said towels winds up at another nearby hotel, say, Santa Fe? Do the patrons of said Santa Fe Holiday Inn give a shit that…

But sometimes it's a good hurt.

I never burned them back to CDs, I had a PocketPC in 2000! With 32MB of internal storage, I could play my favorite four or five songs, depending on length and quality! Sometimes, it was just Magic Carpet Ride alone!

Cheers! *swig*

Man, who doesn't miss the days when Spike TV was all about NASCAR mechanics and country music videos? God bless you, Tennessee.

Spoilers: World War III starts because Family Guy is the only program left on television.

Jesus Christ, Sony keeps pushing these Spider-man flicks and I can't even get the "Star Trek: First Contact 2 - Zefram's Tequila Sunrise" film that Berman and Braga promised me.