They absolutely are. And they send out those coupons like clockwork.

14.) Slideshows are great for entirely text-based articles! Just slap a random but tangentially related image along with each item in the show to excuse the fact that it’s slides!

Apparently some still do. Like with most things though, there isn’t an “alpha” incel out there that read this article slideshow and thought “Oh, that isn’t real? I guess I’ll just try being a nice person instead.”

Oh it’s the same thing. It’s just not what the study said it was studying.

On the other hand, for a job that is fully remote I might not even be surprised if the address was residential. Now, in this case it doesn’t really mesh with how the company represented itself, but in many cases I wouldn't be surprised to find out the HQ was the owners home. 

You mean a dedicated “duct” just for cables? I think it’s probably obvious that this isn’t what the article is talking about. Sure, they could have said “HVAC ductwork” but do they need to?

I hate fabric softener, due to the perfumes causing a mild allergic reaction (and sometimes skin contact can cause itching too).

This has always been one of my biggest gripes with the original five “love languages.” Sex is basically just a subset of “physical touch” rather than a distinct concept. But it’s possible to enjoy sex and sexual touching without really liking hugs, hand holding, cuddling, etc. Someone can feel love through sex without…

Yeah, can we talk about this? It kinda feels like we aren’t allowed to mention it. But...

No, this is typical Sex Ed in the last decade. Not every school is so bad, but a depressingly large number (majority? Probably) are. 

Pocket knife. Slice.

So we aren’t supposed to rinse out the toothpaste at all? Even with water? Just spit out the excess and let the rest be?

 I see you haven't been doing it right. 

I must disagree on stickers: it does absolutely nothing to stickers or their residue. Don’t even bother trying, it almost makes it worse.

And a big mess.

She means fill a mister bottle with "nothing but oil" unlike a spray can, which contains propellants and emulsifiers. If the spraying is caused by mechanical action on your part, then you don't need anything but the oil. 

I use grapeseed oil. It’s a bit hard to find avacado oil where I live, but grapeseed is carried at Aldi.

...the agency recommends buying one that is designed to heat the size of the room where you intend on using it...

Just wrap them immediately and put them under the tree, or in a pile somewhere. But, and this is key, make sure any labels are obscured by your stacking arrangement so nobody who doesn’t move them around will know who each one is for.

I would say that as long as the good gift to prank gift ratio is at least 1:1 you’re fine. It’s when you give only shitty/gag gifts that things are a problem.