My wife and I used the Bird scooters in DC, that was a blast. We were only there for a connection, but with those scooters we were able to see most of the monuments, plus the white house and capitol building.

Well, it’s technically because the scooters aren’t allowed on the bike path, so they are trying to dissuade people from riding there. But that’s both stupid, and stupid.

Yeah, cars are easier to secure and everything is already designed for them. Using your own scooter only really works if you have a very specific lifestyle that it can fit into.

Okay, so Bird won because Wheels isn’t a scooter? You said right at the start that this wasn’t going to include bikes, but then you proceed to give the title to a vehicle you repeatedly call a bike (because it is). Wheels is clearly better than a scooter, but it isn’t a scooter, so it shouldn’t be in the same league.

Do all your dirty chores before you shower in the morning. Yeah, you feel icky and groggy while doing it, but you will feel awesome getting out of the shower knowing that crap is done. So always scoop the litter box, take out the trash, and clean the toilet before the shower.

For pills, I do a little water, pill, more water. I find it easier to swallow if there is a flow of water, and then I just continue drinking because hydration.

Eeeeh... I find shaving a wet face to be uncomfortable. Shave before shower, so the face isn’t damp at all, and then be sure to wash face in shower.

Yeah, I have to figure out how to judge the right amount of creamer. It would be awesome to toss creamer and sweetener into the cup, and then let the Keurig go. But I’m liable to overflow the cup that way.

Yep! Always go from smallest to largest when mixing liquids in order to get the best mixture without siring. The only issue is if you aren’t sure how much to add that way, which is how I am with coffee. I know what color I want it to be, but not how much creamer that requires, so I have to add the coffee first, then…

You men the last third... right?

It’s not outside the realm of possibility. Of course, calling it the “Skywalker Saga” sort of implies they will stick to the movies. But They really could toss in a lot of extras, it’s probably a good year to a year and a half away at this point, so there could be lots of things they aren’t talking about yet.

Latching on to this... how do you explain to your kids all of the possibly many things that other people might take issue with, even though you (the parent) think it’s fine?

Yeah, I’m not so fond of that phrasing. I think (hope) that the sentiment is more intended to mean that realizing for oneself that you are gay/straight/bi/trans/queer is an important developmental milestone, so you should treat is as a special moment. That doesn’t mean throwing a party, but it does mean taking a…

This is the point where you realize that the whole idea of overnights with one sex being okay, but not with the other, is just stupid. Even strait kids might experiment, most probably do at some point. The fact is that you either trust your kid (and other kids) to make good choices, or you don’t.

Wait, it's gonna be on Switch? Sold. 

The fight isn’t for everyone to be queer, it’s for everyone to be able to whoever and whatever they want to be.

This is one I imaged long ago, fully immersive VR will lead to VR sex, and inevitably it will lead to situations like this. 

Took a train to NOLA for my honeymoon. The rooms are small and cramped, but not too small or too cramped for train sex. And sleeping in a moving train is pretty cool (though not for everyone, I'm sure). 

Let them sue over the toys, but not the games. 

Yeah, that was my impression. If anyone speaks to you on the street, ignore them. And the shops, those are a scam too. They all sell the same shit, and you can buy it all online anyway for half the price.