Old people are hilariously stupid. Everyone over the age of 70 should have their money held in trust by the state, and have to ask a court appointed guardian for any money they want to use outside of paying bills.

the correct way to scramble an egg:

An extremely easy fix would be to make the TNF game on Saturday night like they do for playoff games.

Lost me when you said as lifelong DC native and then said you were from the suburbs.

District Taco is a fucking chain. El chucho and El Sol are legitimately good Mexican spots in DC. Not to mention PG County and DC also have amazing El Salvadorian food.

The Anthem in DC is an absolute gem. Saw LCD Soundsystem there and the night before Phoenix. Next week is War on Drugs. I have spent my entire paycheck on upcoming shows at this new place, and I’m not even mad.

there is no such thing as a good billionaire. in order to make that much money, you need to do harm to countless people

My brother in law went to this thing in Mexico. Will never understand wasting money on it.

the GOP has increasingly had to move more right because Democrats have also moved right. With barely any oxygen between the two parties, Republicans have to take more outlandish positions on matters of accepted fact in order to show they are different than the Dems. The Dems moving leftward would cause the GOP to…

this is completely antithetical to what i assume is the politics you most likely believe in

Ryan described sexual assault

Nuzzi is like 26 years old, a careerist, and a shitty journalist. I think it’s awesome that she is getting ahead and furthering her career, but never look to her for moralistic or bold reporting.

Selling their souls for deregulation. I hope there is a hell for these people.

Moonlight was.... okay

It must be weird for Republicans to know that if they were to all die, life on Earth would be much better. Like, I can’t imagine living with the fact that 1.) my existence hurts others and 2.) if there is a hell, i will be going to it guaranteed

Just gonna repeat my post from another article: Boomers are the most selfish and terrible generation ever created.

Everything wrong with this country (including declining union membership) can be linked to Boomers refusing to cede control of any organization (unions, political parties, etc.) to anyone younger because they are the most selfish generation ever produced.

also, both countries have nukes, so that’s cool

Then you are a moron who doesn’t understand how being a “collective” actually works. Why would a company pay you well if they can just pit all the employees against each other to lower costs?

Do not say you are funny. Be funny. Don’t say you have some quality that you can’t exhibit in your actual profile. People who generally say that their friends find them funny are morons.