That last one is actually Pratchetts depiction of Death in the Discworld books, so he probably carried the character over when he cowrote Good Omens

The best Punisher comics aren’t a power fantasy, it’s pretty clear for people who aren’t idiots that the Punisher is not a hero

Then you’ll love season 2 of Punisher where he decides to retire from being a vigilante and opens a Medieval themed restaurant that sells sausages called “Frank Castle’s Frank Castle.”

DUDE IS TRYING TO COPY MY LOOK. HIM AND GHOST RIDER. I TOLD HIM THAT THE FLAMES WERE JUST OVER THE TOP, BUT HE DIDN’T LISTEN.

Except Greedo. Who shot first.

Donald Trump Jr is like the Fredo of the family except for the fact that everyone in that family is Fredo.

Hey! Earth-3 Trump! We should do a crossover team-up and fight my world’s murderous tyrant Mirror Universe Bernie Sanders! Are you still friends with Shadow Universe Trump and Victorious Nazi Timeline Trump? They won’t return my calls anymore.

He’s been Donald Trump’s son for an incredibly short time, a really short time. They only talked about adoptions.

He got us covfefe.

“Don Jr? Low-lowel campaign volunteer. Got us cofee once.”

They killed John Wick’s dog. Of course he would brutally murder hundreds of people. The Punisher is just mad that his family was killed.

Well, one is a fantastical ballet of violence that takes place in a mythical world of secret assassin cabals full of arcane credos and River Styx coinage and luxurious hotels. The other is a raw, street level view of a man amassing an unseemly amount of weapons to try and scratch some unreachable itch of anger,…

If watching a pregnant Hulk get jump kicked by a shitty Joker is wrong, then I don’t want to be right

Watch the videos in the first article about this: https://www.avclub.com/take-a-trip-to-the-automated-hellscape-of-youtube-video-1820196139

“We at the network want a hobbit with attitude. He’s edgy. He’s in your face. You’ve heard the expression ‘Let’s get busy,’ well this hobbit gets bizz-ay.”

Shatner was KGB this whole time.

(Russian accent) “This Takei, he is too close. We must break him. Unleash the Baba Yaga Virus.”

I think everyone occasionally does things antithetical to our value systems. That’s what apologies are for!

It’s pretty obvious to me that the people at the Rand Corporation are trying to bring him down.

“No, no, dig up, stupid!”