Maybe we can start a show of your own?! Here’s our star :

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

Women don’t poop.

He looks a little down in the dumps.

wait, how did somebody take this picture, from this angle

In order to understand Pope Francis’ brand of Catholicism you have to understand Argentinas’. Catholic teachings often lean to what you cann “the left” in America: friendship, generosity, humility, brotherhood, etc. Sure, you can ask a priest of being gay is a sin and he will likely tell you “yes”, but chances are, he…

These earrings look great though.

It’s bound to happen, irregardless of how you feel.

OMG! I had a friend who worked for the park service. She said she was talking about how glaciers were formed millions of years ago and some dude got all “well, if you BELIEVE in millions of years”! Like the entire concept of “a million years” was 100% foreign to this dummy’s brain. We had a good chuckle over that one.…

I used to be a ranger in Rocky Mountain National Park.

shouldn’t “confuse my beliefs(!) with scientific fact”

“We can all be happy, I guess, that these people escaped their vacation with their limbs intact.”

Maybe.

was this article just an excuse to make this gif

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

That’s because kids smoke the e cigarettes today, Roberto, and thus the lines “I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s flicking a cigarette” do not properly resonate with them as they did with angsty 13 year old Mori.

is this the most canadian thing that has ever happened

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

We’re gonna need a bigger sun...

The only thing you really need to know is that this is a real game, for real men, about a real war, with real guns.