I know there are more brazen forms of conspicuous consumption, but what does it say about us that we'll destroy expensive luxury phones (that we arguably don't really need) just for fun?

"iPhone Maxx is incompatible with America's sedentary lifestyle. And skinny jeans." -iSteve

So you created an account just to troll me?

Remember the time you guys tried to burn down the white house?

Maybe spend a little more time studying the HTC one's metal unibody.

There'll be plenty of time to develop indie games...

You can join me, I notice you didn't put the attention to detail into checking your punctuation that you did into critiquing my spelling.

Oh Kate, come on! We know they're the "Batman" of the internet! Writing wrongs, punishing the wicked.

Any minute now those heroes known as Anonymous will protect the world from this site that's selling black market illegal weapons and potentially dangerous illicit drugs.

I live in Memphis.

Well...sure

What'd help my theater-going experience more than anything would be, say, attendants that smacked phones out of the hands of people texting during movies.

Hm. I think this is why I've never enjoyed MMOs

Do it right now. Bog down your "old" iPhone. Stoke your fires of desire for the iPhone 6.

I'm adding this to my "Who is more difficult to have a conversation with" list.

Even so. When you've got young kids, you usually end up playing things you can do for VERY short periods or at the very least can pause at your convenience.

Yup, now I know for sure this isn't for me.

And that's not even counting the 200k OtterBoxes that will keep them from exploding on a rough landing.

The kissing steal...pretty creepy. Non-consensual kissing is non-consensual kissing.

Or you could be DKReturns Batman and just growl "Rubber Bullets"