Still, you GOTTA HEAR BOTH SIDES.

Too bad nothing shuts up Curt Schilling, not even throat cancer.

The difference is that Schilling kept posting crazy shit on FB after ESPN suspended him and told him to stop, and Ray Lewis never killed anyone obstructed justice again after they asked him to stop.

i just see anal over and over again...is that a problem?

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

Buy yourself a crappy bike for the price of one month’s subway card and outside of rainy days you’ll a.) save money b.) get to work faster c.) never get delayed d.) never squeeze yourself into an over crowded 6 train to avoid being late to work.

I like that Fox Sports is proud they passed on Curt Schilling but ok’d this.

Counter-counter-counter-counter point:

Counterpoint: Dogs love people so they put up with their shit to make them feel better.

“So he’s now a homeless unemployed college dropout”

Are you kidding me?

It would make me so happy if an excited dog got loose in my office for a day. What a good boy.

Don’t give that dog to FIFA!!!

Shouldn’t the guy immediately next to him with the large camera steal signs instead of a fat dude with drug store binoculars?

Their, their

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

Yeah, that seems pretty obvious at this point. I generally think the whole “rings” argument with the HOF is stupid because winning the World Series is a team accomplishment and the HOF is meant to celebrate individual greatness. Whatever, as I said, Beltre will get in, it just likely won’t be on the first ballot like…

Sports are predicated on the fact that winning and losing matters in official games against other teams, so if you are rejecting that premise, maybe don’t watch sports.

Several million dollars, the source of which would blow the mind if any person with common sense

nothing. i think they were both thoughtlessly thrown in there so that the acronym worked. i didn’t make it