You're right. He did look like a jollier version of Oswald Cobblepot. His wife looked like a penguin, too.

Yeah, I guess seeing that there's only 10 million of these in the world and that would keep prices inflated.

Fucking millenials.

*jaunty sax solo*

Upvoted for Double Dash love.

I'd say 90% of Japanese between the ages of 21-39 are hipsters, if that counts.

One of my professors was obsessed with penguins. He would always wear some sort of idiosyncratic form of clothing related to penguins like a tie or a t-shirt etc. and when he gave problem sets they all involved penguins somehow e.g. work out the specific heat capacity of a penguin based on blah blah etc. That became…

America invented the TV president with Kennedy.

Wait, are you saying Trump's hot?

What happened to John Heder? Seems Surfs Up is the highpoint of his career budget-wise.

Sitting in their underwear watching the Oscars on TV?

I'm guessing the Oscar job is like more of an executive perk.

That's pretty evil, Mr.Evil.

Yeah. The Dalai Lama is like a god-king in their school. Infact, a lot of their beliefs go against most other Buddhist schools of thought. I sort of see them like the Mormons or Jehovah's witnesses equivalent.

We don't have beavers. They would violate animal control regulations.
*cough*

You forgot the bemused grunt in the cutaway.

They lived on land? THE FISH WANT THEIR LAND BACK!

*puts on glasses*

Well, as a cultural Buddhist, I'm suprised people think there wouldn't be. Buddhists are people too. There are bound to be a few dicks in the mix. The fetishisation of the Dalai Lama probably has something to do with the way Buddhists are perceived in the west.

It's more of an experience when you're 14.