I don't understand how he can pee without wetting himself, with those tiny hands and all . . .

Dear god that's honestly scary . . .

Make Black Lung Disease Great Again!

or gerrymandering.

Wha . . you think books are still gonna be written?

Sociopaths always find a way to take a long dump AND watch TV.

Yep, it's his daughter.

Maybe Beelzebub took his frustrations out on Twitter because the Healthcare bill is pretty much in the shitcan at this point, and he's got nothing else to do because nobody listens to him anymore, and when nobody listens, he has a Twitter tantrum, so he can be the center of attention again.

Nah, he'll come to his senses and admit all wrongdoing to a spectating public, and then we all just die from a hail of bullets on live TV.

"Say hello to my little friend! [drops pants]

He's not just full of shit, Trump's new and improved! Now 50% more shit for the same price!

Ryan is such a joke himself. I can see Ryan defending him in the future . . "Yes, he activated the missile codes, but give him a break, he's new to this, he thought he was logging in to his computer . . . "

What worked for me was WW the first super hero movie I've seen in a while where the hero didn't have any baggage. While the psychological baggage may make for a more complex character, it sometimes makes the hero more of an anti-hero. I grew up in a era where comic book heroes simply fought the bad guys without a…

It's wasn't so much that Vangelis didn't fit in, it was the fact Vangelis didn't really want to work within the confines of a band. Vangelis is all about improvisation, as most of his recordings are just that. He's stated in interviews there's a lot of times he's just playing and composing, and if the recorder happens…

Plus, you don't have to worry about dodging bullets in Australia. I felt more comfortable roaming the downtown streets @ 3 am in Melbourne, than I would any downtown in US.

I love the internet . . . . is this anybody we know?

I'm tellin' ya Sammy, it'll make millions . . . skinny flat broads are out - they were never in anyway. Bimbos . . bimbos from space always looking to hammer the good lookin' guy - and put those metal bras on 'em that look like they shot straight out of the Pentagon. Yeah, that should work. Then we'll four wall…

What gets me most is whenever Trump says "Who knew [insert common subject] would be so complicated (or tough)?" It makes me scared that this bag of hot gas has no fucking clue of the long term damage he's creating by being so incredibly ignorant about what he's doing.

Like all the talk about dismantling the 9th Circuit because they keep ruling against his policies isn't enough. Priebus said the other day there's been actual (just) talk of changing the libel laws to fuck with the press . . . if this were the 40's, those fuckers would be behind bars with the other 5th columnists.

“Nah, wasn’t me,” Dietl said. “Back in ‘09, I told Trump to go fuck himself.”