That's an insult to hagfish everywhere, and they know where you sleep.

I dunno, Cruz always struck me as looking like the creepy guy on those herbal penis enhancement infomercials they played on late night . . . where he gave his best "Have you seen my pencil?" stalker look when he was around the babes.

Ah, Emily, she never forgot that hayride . . .

Three Stooges. Nothing beats a hangover like a bunch of knuckleheads beating each other with dangerous tools.

"Peter Gabriel Plays Live" has a lot of gems that are better than the studio versions.