Fuck that ref. That’s point one. But also, fuck Andrew Johnson’s team, coach, and school for not showing up for him. If he’s expected to sacrifice his time, youth, and energy for a sports team and their collective victories, those motherfuckers could have stuck up for him. All the weekends, afternoons, evenings,…

The whole team should have boycotted the meet.

Fuck everyone in the room who didn’t stop this. 

This kerfuffle raises the question, for me, of just how pointy we expect Hershey’s Kisses to be in the first place.

ill make that clearer, thanks!

* with mods. In this case, primarily Infernal Robotics which provides the hinge mechanics. That does not in any way take away from how complex and awesome builds of this calibur are.

Thanks for giving us a glimpse of stuff behind the scenes Stephen. I always find things like this to be fascinating, even for innocuous stuff like pull quotes.

Goes to show how misinformation can be taken, intentionally or not.

I always assume these quotes are massively taken out of context, so I guess your article is kind of a positive for me in that you assure us that they typically aren’t out of context!

Sooooo they could find next of kin to notify of death but NOT find them to notify in jail ..got it

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

You must have the good police 

Um, it’s highly unlikely it’s the Republican judge you would need to worry about.  Not a long history of Republican judges siding with criminals.  It’s more likely the social justice warrior judge you need to worry about.  They don’t want to offend the criminal.  Much better to prosecute the person who was the victim…

sorry you got glitter in your car 

I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how cheap you could make them. I doubt everybody would want a “deluxe” model since there’s a good chance you’d never see them again.

I do wonder how many judges would say glitter and fart spray are “assault.” I’m sure some humorless Republican judge out there probably would.

I’m surprised that someone hasn’t kickstarted these bait boxes. Package theft is common, I’d bet a lot of people would pay for something like this. 

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

The internet is a poison. I hope this dude overcomes his struggles.