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Every year, the art team at DICE do some of the best work in video games

I don’t know man, these replies are pretty gawdamn ugly and steeped in the stereotypes of “fake gamer girl”.

Famous last words from a rainbow colored blip on our radar.

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

Everyone has been horrible, but you just didn’t hear about it unless it was in your town.

Escalation of extremist humour, deprecation of social inhibitions, and a recent history of people escaping without consequence or guilt. Likely brought on by normalization via recurrent media broadcasting.

In other words, stupid people see shit on TV and Youtube and think “I can do you one better and get away with it.”

Seriously. Why is everyone horrible now? Who the fuck thinks this is funny, or a joke, or in any way a good idea? 

Assuming the car is going at 70mph, and the rock started its freefall at 22ft above the windshield, the impact will be ~75mph.

Manslaughter, unless you’d like the defense attorney to easily prove reasonable doubt.

I always start Eve and the bail due to the trolls. The fact that people targeted this person with specific strategy to destroy his ship in a safe (relatively) zone before the “in game” police showed up is both somewhat creative and sad at the time. 

he got help from a vape store, so probably not long!

The phrase “familiarity breeds contempt” comes to mind. At this point it seems both performer and the audience are growing sick of each other. There’s a reason why athletes and actors have off seasons and breaks. Because constantly being “on” isn’t really good. 

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

i had a slew of points from playing “Save the World” and i may have bought an aaron rodgers jersey. i am an ex-chicago dweller who also respects the talent that is aaron rodgers but...

The mystery is that your brakes don’t care what your transfer case is set to. They should lock up all the wheels the same way, and it shouldn’t make a difference. But it does, and no one knows why.

You’re no engineer!

We are a breed that strives to understand everything and rub it in others faces.... Especially acoustical engineers (ps, fuck those guys)

Agreed. All I see is ABS issues where the system sucks and somehow locking tires up is better than letting it do its thing.

Engineer here:

We had to cut the seven minutes of me vomiting.

Lol. Someone doesn’t get much exercise (huff-huff-huff).