Yes, so much this. Even growing up in a place with a significant Asian American community, I didn’t feel the need to have that be my primary identity.

Have we checked 1990 to see if George Michael is missing?

Trump voters:

Can the next pollster please ask where they think the gay country is?

Adele is amazing and I hope she enjoyed her burger.

i look forward to future spy movies where they discover the disc they were looking for was on the person’s watch face the whole time.

Yep. I’ve met him and for those few second he’s shaking your hand it’s like being in a laserbeam of concentrated, friendly charisma. It’s honestly breathtaking.

None of this sounds crazy. It sounds frustrating, stupid, exhausting, and boring, which is exactly what the show looked like, too.

Probably.

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

Oh my goodness! No! Is Vocativ taking everyone?

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams

Edit: Wait, WHAAA??!?! Noooooo! =( Tara don’t go! I need these every year all year!

Uh, they were both at the People’s Choice Awards, since they were both nominated, but I couldn’t find a pic of them together.

I used to drive my parents crazy with that song... good times.

*watches “Formation” for the billionth time*

SO MUCH THIS.

Maybe the Rock has an opinion.