GUYS, I’M REALLY FUN. NO WAIT, COME BACK. I’M SO COOL NOW! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ARE WE MEETING UP SOMEWHERE ELSE? GUYS????

Picturing this has left me in unending giggles.

I think the CBS execs finally listened to a Coldplay CD and were like, “Oh shit, that’s not who I thought they were!”

“who drinks straight tequila and unabashedly loves Twain”

Yeah, but in fairness that’s probably what I’d say about someone where the sex was so-so.

I’m kind of surprised that he’s using “Rolling in the Deep” as a campaign song. I mean, it’s a great song, but it doesn’t seem very on-message for Trump.

Something tells me Adele won’t go that far, but god, I hope she does.

one of the weirdest things about living in NYC is that every time you get a new job or a raise it just puts you in a position of trying to live somewhat decently.

I think it’s a combination of the high angle and the fact that in literally every Kate Winslet photo shoot they pull her hair back in the most relaxed way possible.

Whoaaaaaaaa, you’re right. I can’t unsee it.

They really styled Jennifer Lawrence to look like Kate Winslet here.

I just watched the Pepsi commercial again and said “Jesus Christ!” out loud.

“What else do I need to do?...”

I remember watching House of Style when I was younger and thinking she was so pretty it was painful. Good luck to her in all she does.

It’s going to be really hard for anything to make me stop loving Danny Rydell.

same bb

JIA I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR TO GET LUNCH. AND NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M GETTING.

HUZZAH!! Now if they handle their discrimination suit like the champs I know they could be, life will be grand!

Modesty

Yes, you practical thinker, you are missing something: the romantic meaning of riding, er, driving to rescue your damsel and making sure everyone knows you did.