14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

WHAT Nooooo I thought he was trying to grow up.

You know, Rob and Blac don’t seem to spend that much time together. She’s always going other places while he what, sits at home waiting for her designing new sock words? I guess never seeing each other is the foundation for most celebrity relationships.

I still hope it’s Sophia Loren. You keep bringing it up. I will continue to say this.

But it’s the only thing he’s been committed to for this long without feeling compelled to cheat on it.

Line of succession undisturbed. Rumors suggest it may have been a 2035 King George of England who sent mercenaries back through time to prevent any challenges to the throne.

Also, timely:

I consider her more of a brunette with maybe new blonde highlights.

I need more imagination with these stories like...

Maybe she hoped that by not being blonde, she would stun and confuse everyone.

Don’t let others define you. Except for when I’m trying to define things for you because obviously that has worked very well for me both on my campaign and in life.

If I give you one dollar can I just stroll through the entire house once?

Her husband passed away in 2007.

I hope he’s dating Sophia Loren.

She might be referring to Jay’s? I’m only guessing since she was referring to Blue’s hair in the same line.

Exactly.

It is one word in the entire song to describe a nose.

You know, it looks like Nina Dobrev was the only one to dress up for that party. Or those two are dressed up as party crashers.

I know. But man that picture.

Yeah I laughed at this too until someone showed me a gall bladder full of gallstones.