Most people burn more fuel commuting to work for a week in their Yukon Denali than this car will likely burn in its entire life.

For the amount of miles thes will cover it’s absolutely irrelevant. It’s like worrying about the mileage of my riding lawn mower.

Dude there are like 5 of these cars ever driving at the same time around the world... and not for many miles either, much fewer than Matt put on for his review.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If you’d stayed off cocaine, you might still be with us.

I’d love if Nascar had a road race series, much like Aus Supercars.  North America is filled with great tracks to keep the series relevant.

I'd rather have the Viper.

When she drinks alone does she prefer to be by herself?

Thank god we don’t live in a better civilization.

I’m beyond a millennial and I can’t remember my last time either.  It’s just not part of my dietary needs anymore.  Part of it is I find them to take longer than necessary much like yourself.  The other part of it is I avoid eating in my car as much as possible to keep my car clean.

Good thing this didn’t happen to Nissan. They’d have to recall 100% of the Titans they sold this year. 

I haven’t had a ticket in 12 years. As a WRX owner, to boot.

Seriously. What did they sell? Steve in Accounting’s old Camry?

That looks like it belongs in an 80s movie depicting the 2000s. 

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Jelly that no one wants to steal my glorified camry? I sure do love finding my car exactly where I left it every day... The service drive...

My cars are so old...

Make Another Gearbox Available

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

Or buy an RV and convert it to a 4x4 RV.