I am not qualified whatsoever to make this assumption BUT:

She really just straight out said “Use him!”

They were looking for an ACTIVE shooter — I mean, hes in REALLY good shape, so it’s an understandable mistake...

If it worked it wouldn’t be called “homeopathy”, it would just be called “medicine”.

Did your friends turn you into a vampire too?

There will never be enough acknowledgment of Tim Curry’s genius.

That’s a straw man argument - your article wasn’t defending people trapped in their homes, although those people are few at this point and no, we won’t look back at victim starvation as a great problem. Again, people who are capable of traversing the floodwaters to loot a store are equally capable of escaping the…

That bitch ain’t pregnant, she just fat and stupid.

It is entirely beyond me why on earth anyone cares about a flying dress code. I will confess to gleefully wearing shorts and sandals for business flights in first class, because maybe I enjoyed thumbing my nose at the uptight ‘only suits deserve respect’ attitude. I can’t tell you how often I’d get the ‘sir, this is…

He’s an Inspiron to us all

We called ours “The Fellowship.” Some people have pretty negative associations with the word “church.” Like my dad, a lifelong atheist who was an incredibly active member of the Fellowship. His memorial service in the chapel was standing-room only.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

It is only going to get worse.

Why do you keep mentioning billionaires when the tax is on people earning 500K or more?

If I recall from the movie the character of Stanley Ipkiss (played by Jim Carrey) was a fan of the old Looney Tunes style cartoons. Thus his manifestation and interpretation of characters like the wolf from the Tex Avery shorts and PePe LePew

To that end, I always cheat.

I was the Project Manager for this event. I worked on it for 6 months and lived in Cleveland for a month preparing for it. We had to design a structure this filled a city square and could stand up to 90 MPH winds, which was building code. The one-piece net was fabricated by the exact company I found in So Cal who…

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."

Nice story and all, but things like this just don't sit well with me when my family entered legally and waited in line just like everyone else who immigrated legally. We paid our taxes just like we were told, we filled out our paperwork just like we were told, and we waited for years to finally get those passports.…