Did your friends turn you into a vampire too?

There will never be enough acknowledgment of Tim Curry’s genius.

That bitch ain’t pregnant, she just fat and stupid.

It is entirely beyond me why on earth anyone cares about a flying dress code. I will confess to gleefully wearing shorts and sandals for business flights in first class, because maybe I enjoyed thumbing my nose at the uptight ‘only suits deserve respect’ attitude. I can’t tell you how often I’d get the ‘sir, this is…

We called ours “The Fellowship.” Some people have pretty negative associations with the word “church.” Like my dad, a lifelong atheist who was an incredibly active member of the Fellowship. His memorial service in the chapel was standing-room only.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Why do you keep mentioning billionaires when the tax is on people earning 500K or more?

To that end, I always cheat.

I am on the Board of Directors for a Non Profit group that helps the Deaf and Hearing Impaired.

I was at a recruiting event for my law school, and struck up a conversation with a young woman who was from the deep south. (I can’t remember if it was Louisiana or Alabama, and I’m too lazy to go check her FB page.) I asked her what other schools she was looking at, and she told me that Oregon had given her pretty…

As a persian, I’m totally okay being potrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal. He’s an attractive man.

Its because you, with extreme bias, go into the video wanting to view the officer as a monster as opposed to having no expectations for what is about to happen. You see what you want to see.

To be fair, if you’re 32, you were born in 1984. You don’t remember the 80's. A lot of the people who loved this show are GenX, not millenials, and we remember the 80's in all it’s neon and permed glory.

Yeah, this. She’s like a zero-effort Molly Ringwald.

HR is for protecting the rights of all employees.

You sound like a 26 year old who’s spent a year or two at PwC. Calm down, you’re all equally worthless.

It was just locker room talk

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I have two kids. I will never love something as much as them. Worst experience of my life......

Nice story and all, but things like this just don't sit well with me when my family entered legally and waited in line just like everyone else who immigrated legally. We paid our taxes just like we were told, we filled out our paperwork just like we were told, and we waited for years to finally get those passports.…