"The professor was equally taken aback and announced, "Well, if you don't believe in a higher authority, what's keeping you from doing whatever you want to whomever you want?""

It was the difference between a 1 in 16 chance and a 1 in 55 chance. Still not great, but likely considered "safe enough".

Here's your future shock proof:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

I guess they don't need an IT Architect. They should call it "Amish Utopia", or "Luddite Utopia", or something...

Yup. Noticed the same thing. Wonder why.

Interestingly, it is there under Chrome, but not Safari. Weird.

Same issue here: there is no such "Video Settings" for me (Safari on Mavericks).

Are we sure this guy's name isn't actually Lannister?

Shiny.

"It's just a flesh wound."

Jeez, it's been around 35 countries total (most more than once). All of them had cool things about them. I've been snowboarding in the Andes. I've been to the pyramids and Luxor. And the Taj Mahal. And the Great Wall. And Oktoberfest in Munich.

Having said that, my favorite city is probably Rome. But if I were to…

I spent 15 years traveling 25-30% of the time for work, mostly international, and the thing that amazed me most was the idea that I could get basically anywhere in the world in under 24 hours, when those kinds of journeys would have taken months or years, and involved much sickness and death, for all but the last…

The biggest online fail?

Kinja, of course...

GoaT?

Troll score: 0/10. Way too obvious.

Here's a diagram of one.

My favorite.

I'm pretty sure that laser pointers don't spread. It's coherent light, not a flashlight.

Because Woz is the Chuck Norris of tech.

If it has three wheels, isn't that 1.5 bikes?