1. Buy AK-47.

Apple paid to buy the product/company that developed Siri. That means Apple paid for the product's research and development; they just paid for it after it was finished. In fact, they probably paid more for it than if they had developed it in house.

Most school districts offer the option of having your salary paid over 9 months or over 12 months.

The song takes on a whole new meaning now...

Trademark != copyright.

"illegal gun ownership". Those that are willing to break the law are willing to break the law. You do understand the difference between a law abiding citizen carrying a gun legally and a criminal carrying a gun illegally, right?

You do understand the difference between "occurs" and "incidence of occurrence", right? Because FBI and ATF statistics definitively show that violent crime per capita is lower in places that allow concealed carry.

This one was lucky. Virginia Tech, not so much.

Luckily, Berkeley is one of those places that allows concealed carry, and at least 25% of the students do, so this guy is probably already dead...

Partially correct. The year that Columbine happened was actually the lowest incidence of school shootings across the prior decade, yet you would have thought there was a huge upswing based on the media coverage. It was only Columbine (and afterwards) that the media made every school shooting a national story. The rate…

They'll probably treat them the way they treat cars that have been submerged in cargo ship accidents: shred them.

"Degree followed by at least 3 years of related, progressively responsible, professional experience or at least 1,000 hours pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft."

If it was scraping OWS protesters off the lawn, I'd call it a freeloader.

All those hours of CoD (or whatever your poison is) will come in handy later...

Normally, I wouldn't respond to (and thus promote) a post like this, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to see how others respond to this rant. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a lower signal to noise ratio. It's hilarious.

Waiting for the octopus version. I just know there will be an octopus version.

Yeah, the burning pee may have been something else, bro...

"What is the point of a consumer router this fast, when broadband companies don't seem to be offering speeds like 150 and 250 Mbps for a VERY long time, especially at any price close to affordable? "

Good. If the shame of fighting in public in a restaurant isn't enough to keep people from doing it, maybe the fear that the entire world will see it will be.

I wouldn't touch that line with a 10 foot pole.