"we watch a LOT of porn on a relative handful of smut sites"

I've never understood why stars aren't Gawker-wide. As long as you keep the quality bar for handing them out relatively high, it should theoretically keep the comment content across all the properties high as well.

So they'll stop groping but start doubling or tripling the radiation exposure. On people who are in a rapid cell growth phase.

Opus approves.

Same here. Had to do a doubletake.

I suspect that they no longer have a junior staffer. Problem solved!

Trust me, there was no need to add drama. :-) Besides, we had around 500 hours of footage over a three year period, so there was lots (too much, I'm sure our editor would say) to choose from.

The Producers Nazi approves.

I would be interested in your opinion of American Harmony.

It may have been a centipede. The details are fuzzy, but it was a many-legged caterpillar-like thing that causes burns.

There was a child abuse court case a while back where the parent was accused of burning a toddler with an iron, which the parent denied. At the trial, the prosecution showed the kid's shirt as evidence, and what dropped out of it? A millipede. Case closed.

Yeah, he's definitely fuzzy enough.

Mirasol, imo.

Crazy *rich*!

That's only true if the particular controls you put in place at your company say that, and even then it's only true at your company. Sarbanes Oxley doesn't get into too many specifics, it just says you have to have controls, document them, and then be audited to ensure that you're following them. But you mostly get to…

The Mile High Scat Club.

If you don't remember watching an image load one line at a time, you haven't used the Internet.

I am 100% certain that there is already porn on his hard drive. It the sexually repressed societies like his that are the biggest hoarders.

Perhaps the long sentences put him into a coma.

Funny, I read the book as a kid but never saw the movie.