There was a child abuse court case a while back where the parent was accused of burning a toddler with an iron, which the parent denied. At the trial, the prosecution showed the kid's shirt as evidence, and what dropped out of it? A millipede. Case closed.

Yeah, he's definitely fuzzy enough.

Mirasol, imo.

Crazy *rich*!

That's only true if the particular controls you put in place at your company say that, and even then it's only true at your company. Sarbanes Oxley doesn't get into too many specifics, it just says you have to have controls, document them, and then be audited to ensure that you're following them. But you mostly get to…

The Mile High Scat Club.

If you don't remember watching an image load one line at a time, you haven't used the Internet.

I am 100% certain that there is already porn on his hard drive. It the sexually repressed societies like his that are the biggest hoarders.

Perhaps the long sentences put him into a coma.

Funny, I read the book as a kid but never saw the movie.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an ID.

A) if your boss showed you the door for giving him sound technical advice, you don't want to work there anyway. B) The safest way to run Windows is in a VM, using NAT mode so it's not directly addressable from the network, under a host OS that isn't Windows (either Linux or MacOS). Even if you're going to spend your…

As long as they don't sell him to a weatherman from Arkansas, he should be ok.

There's an explanation for that. I live in Serra Mesa, too.

What they should do is put him in a box before he dies, and that way we'll never know for sure whether he's alive or dead.

You were two thirds of the way to a White Russian. All you were missing was Kahlua.

Inches should have been used for the rating scale.

Fired up the barbecue and candles last night. Power came back for us at about 10:15pm.

Total number of people estimated to be without power was 6 million (which is different from the number of customers/addresses). Baja California is actually connected to the US grid and is separate from the rest of Mexico's grid.

I'd hate to be the fedex guy that had to handle a damaged package sent to this company.