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How did no one at Tiger not come up with the idea to just redo all their games in a smartphone app and sell them for a dollar each? Seems like a better, cheaper, more potentially successful idea on every level.

There’s a difference between pointing out a mistake and acting superior.

Funny, I’d thought Celebi would have been more appropriate for Oak.

came here for deku, im satisfied. 

If you are unable to handle this one stupid ass task of opening up your boarding pass on your phone then you have far bigger issues to take care of first. No one liked your status of being in the airport in the moments you were waiting to board anyway. 

Umm that doesn’t happen unless you’re super dumb. Not everyone struggles with tech. Disposable paper isn’t a better option.

There are 12 now: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

I’m guessing this is how it went at Nintendo:

I have to say that I reflexively shuddered at this part:

Actually sounds dumb as hell to me. And Leia skeptical of Ben being brought back into the light? Nope. No mother would think their son was irredeemable no matter what, unless they were a piece of shit, and Leia’s not a piece of shit.

“It’s dumb that they just brought back Palps after not mentioning him in either of the previous movies. Like we’re supposed to believe that he was like just off-screen the entire time.

Parts of it sound cool, but I see a lot in the script that would enrage people regardless. And I don’t mean just the SW diehards that hated TLJ.

I have it in good authority that no kids read Kotaku, they are all really 1000 year old dragons/demons.

Avatar is easily one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. It was so over the top and yet...incredibly lazy?

It’s like a lab took the worst sitcoms from the 20th century, then took the worst parts of each of them, and Frankensteined the whole thing together into a new, awful sitcom. I don’t think Jason Biggs was cast, I think he just spontaneously appeared as a consequence of all the awfulness.

Man, I wish someone could find a decent vehicle for Maggie Lawson.

Is this The Rock posting under a fake account? 

Is it weird that when I first saw that “You lack something” message I instantly blurted out to my fireteam “self-respect”?