Even worse: Trump is on the ballot.

No, not racist.

Apple’s newest tag line: “There’s a dongle for that.”

Ah... the headphone adapter with charging port, fifty bucks, coming soon.

It’s absolutely wild how badly Apple has shit the bed in the past couple years. I had used Macs exclusively for over a decade, but when the time came to replace my aging machine, I went back to Windows. I think if this keeps up, that’ll be a common story.

Came here to say this. Moving parts that you dip into food creations sounds like a massive pain to clean. No thanks.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

We can’t be expected to remember all the jokes made about the South.

Do you want zombies?!? Cause thats how you get zombies!!!

Maybe MS will be able to better explain to us what LinkedIn is actually good for?

Would love to see a physics-based RTS where units don’t have set attack values, but instead projectile velocity and material that interacts with the material it hits.

Jamie, please use the metric system (we are in 2016 !!)

22 foot : 6,70 m / 43 miles : 69,2 km

So if i build an air thight underwater ready facilty on the island i wont have to deal with the hassle of building underwater from the start. Hmmmmm this greatly reduces the cost of my evil underwater lair.

I remember my first joint.

Those magnetic knife strips are also good for measuring spoons and measuring cups. Also, other kitchen items.

Those magnetic knife strips are also good for measuring spoons and measuring cups. Also, other kitchen items.

Clever, but if they made every space into a compartment instead of just the first two rows then you could also bring a half finished game with you.

The Internet appreciates your well-thought and thoroughly cited statement.

Given enough data, almost every organization thinks it can start predicting the future. Its mostly harmless when its a business interested in products. But when you’re a government hunting down individuals to incarcerate or immolate... perhaps a little more caution is in order. After all, Hari Seldon hasn’t been born…

Not a comedian either.

Really? 6 weeks? It doesn't seem like a long enough stretch of time to measure the impact of learning music on a developing mind. Seems to me at best you could say there is no causal evidence. But no reason to say, as you do in the headline, it won't.