Since they all have paranoid fantasies of shooting gubment agents coming to take their guns, the term applies.

Which week?

You live in Columbus.

Andres Galarraga

"It was a huge event where over 100,000 people reportedly watched California Chrome come up short."

Here's a life lesson for those about to get married: when your wife is persistently jabbing at you telling you to stop doing whatever it is you are doing? Probably a wise idea to cut your losses and stop. I learned this the hard way when my first wife caught me in bed with my secretary.

Am I doing this right?

My heart breaks for you, Sean. I can practically hear your resigned sigh every time you click "submit" on one of your post.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

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Ignore "Joest". He's still pissed that the ALMS died after swirling the toilet for close to a decade, that Muscle Milk wilted and closed shop like the amateur effort it was the second it had to race real competition. He's still upset that the "stalwart" P2 teams from the old Panoz series are getting absolutely shown…

Man, I thought I was gonna see an anthropomorphic special edition Budweiser pass gas, but this'll do.

How is it possible to be 15 in 8th grade? How many times do you have to be held back? No wonder everyone in their 20's still lives with their mother.

15 year old 8th grader? Was this guy from the movie Bad Words?

It's a shame that his favorite show is First Take, because now he's going to see Skip Bayless telling him he wasn't even the 9th best speller.

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

Steering, brakes, and airbag input get shut off when the ignition turns back.

Say it with me.....ISLAM.

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

What, no kickers on the chart? How am I supposed to get yelled at by Kluwe for insulting kickers if they aren't on the chart?