Other than the fact that that's not what he said in any way, shape or form, strong take.

Montoya is 39 this year. 2016 would put him at 41, the same Age Schumacher was when he tried to come back and failed after only being out of the car for a few years. Juan is no schumacher.

Juan actually dropped quite a bit of weight to get back an indycar. He's not back to his F1 weight, but he's definitely trimmer than he was.

So, the Katherine Legge strategy?

"Scott Speed"

She probably has a higher testosterone level in her than half the current F1 grid.

She's cute, she's got a good media presence, she's got attitude and is probably more of a throwback "good ol' boy" in Nascar than 95% of the drivers currently in the sport. Same reason you folks are currently going gaga over Susie Wolff.

What about his motor?

I want my football!

Bet he gets an ice cream bar now.

In fairness to Nascar, a road course "ringer" hasn't won a top level Winston/Sprint cup race since the 70s when Mark Donahue did it for Penske, which was about the last time you saw any of the major teams run a different guy in the car for certain tracks. Nowadays, it's usually a bottom tier team running a sports car…

Careful stepping out of that Delorean ride from 1998.

What do you mean "sound"? Click the kid's posting history. It's hilarious. He gets lit up, throws a hissy fit and deletes everything.

Good call, which is why 2/3 of the field hopped on a plane to Le Mans after the race. Way to follow racing there, chief.

This is professional racing in cars with fenders. There's no 13/13 rule, no "gentleman's agreement". It's not club racing, it's not the amateur series that was the ALMS. They were racing for the win on the last lap, What did you want him to do, give a point by?

You don't watch much sports car racing, do you? Maybe drifting is more your speed.

You might want to click on the schedule, you know, make an effort to pretend that you have a slight clue about sports car racing. The PC cars are going to Kansas, none of the other classes are. They're running two split 45 minute events with the Imsa lites cars.

Ignore "Joest". He's still pissed that the ALMS died after swirling the toilet for close to a decade, that Muscle Milk wilted and closed shop like the amateur effort it was the second it had to race real competition. He's still upset that the "stalwart" P2 teams from the old Panoz series are getting absolutely shown…

'Sup, youngin'

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