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Haters gonna say it’s defamatory

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Sure, all true. But Trump’s potential genius is marrying that carefully curated GOP racism with populist economics.

What’s making Trump’s success so difficult to process isn’t that someone is playing to the natural divide in the current GOP. It’s that he should be representing one side of the party (Wall St & Chamber of Commerce), but he’s speaking more to the other side (Main St & Assembly of God). He’s the wrong candidate at the

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As a professional procrastinator, the GOP’s reaction to Trump (which is essentially your comment) is very familiar. “We’ve got options. It’s complicated. We’ll figure it out next primary. Oh shit, there’s no primaries left? I’m sure we’ve got a backup plan around here somewhere.”

However you feel about it, it’s sort of refreshing to see Republicans trying to disenfranchise their own supporters for a change.

According to George Will, being raped is “coveted status that confers privileges.”

Except the ACA was and is overwhelmingly popular. It was Obama’s central platform in 08 before the Neo-Cons drove the world economy over a cliff. And guess what, Obama won. Twice.

Personally I think it’s refreshing to be told that your vote doesn’t count for jack shit. I always suspected as much, but I appreciate the honesty.

Republicans openly brag when they pass legislation that the public opposes by wide margins in polling. Hardly surprising to see them shit on their own constituents by trying to shoehorn a sham candidate in there. I’m so jaded after six months of this shit that I’m almost hoping for more spectacle.

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

She’s not welcome back in Hades after the disastrous merger with Compaq.

Does gender really matter when they’re both space aliens in human form?

Did Hades just announce they would be laying off 30,000 demons? If yes, she’s baaaack.

I literally thought the earth had opened up to swallow her, *hellmouth style*.

Did she fall or return to Hades?

The truth-seekers at InfoWars revealed that Heidi intentionally pushed Fiorina down, because she was starting to polymorph into her original lizard form in plain view of the crowd.

It’s unlike Ted Cruz to be so unconcerned for a woman’s well-being.