These aren’t vegans, they’re a damn cult. Eat what you like, promote your healthy lifestyle, and keep your cake-hole clamped about others’ private choices.

Succint and devastating.

I’m really struggling with this resurgence in the idea that people have to have it all figured out in their teens or 20's. It’s so predicated on the idea that humans must be paired-off-for-life and actively mating while females are at peak fertility. And our identities somehow are fixed to this magical point in time,…

Stuff like this happens everywhere. Be ashamed to be human!

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

It is very funny.

In case people are curious what the actual crimes being investigated are, here’s a relevant quote from the LA Times:

Womanspreading.

I’ve said this before, but my disdain for Franzen became burning hatred when he wrote that NEw Yorker article about how Edith Wharton would have been a better writer if more men had wanted to fuck her. I still can’t believe more people didn’t call him out for that. Edith Wharton is 1000x the writer he will ever be.…

Because nothing says “I’m not savage” like celebrating the death of two men.

I already commented, but I wanted to add something. I also think it’s dangerous to expect your partner, gay or straight, to be all things to you. That’s why I have always been insistent that he cultivate his separate group of friends. I understand that he needs to bitch about me sometimes and vice versa. We both need…

I don’t even like Emma Stone all that much, but why oh why is she throwing her lot in with Woody Allen.

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

There are states in which I would not was to be pregnant (such as Kansas) because I am afraid that the doctor would literally let me die on an operating table if something went wrong during childbirth if the only alternative was to remove the fetus. This proposed bill confirms my fear that some people would rather a…

Yeah my MyFitness pal entries are more like fanfiction

If you are a grown adult who gives her/himself a stick-and-poke tattoo, I say you deserve everything bad that can happen to you as a result.

For real. The prices are also going up and up but the quality isn't. And that's the biggest problem. I have no problem plunking down some cash for something that I can wear for a long time, but J.Crew clothing doesn't stand up as much as used to.

It has become my favorite place in the Gawker family. Even when I disagree, I do so joyfully.