The scene where Drew Barrymore is walking out of that asshole's castle because she FUCKING SAVED HERSELF while whats-his-name was riding up to "rescue" her was a defining moment for my budding feminist self. EVER AFTER 4 EVA.

Also, there was already an awesome live-action Cinderella movie and it was called Ever After and no matter how delightfully insane this cast is EVER AFTER WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART.

Good for John Hodgman. Fuck Uber. They've made San Francisco extra intolerable right now. Ashton Kutcher, sit down and shut the fuck up.

Filed To: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Don Lemon I Mean Goddamn

"the schoolground bully"

You can volunteer to work or you can volunteer to be unemployed. It's completely up to you!

Here's my question; did no one at the ESA not think, "Perhaps I should tell the guy who's going to be on camera, answering questions from reporters and being transmitted all around the world as the face of our agency, that his shirt is inappropriate?"

I'm definitely lol-ing at Lorde - so awesome. Also Meghan Trainor is some weaksauce. Her song is a mishmash of bad outdated ideas that I can't believe people think is empowering. I heard her follow-up on the radio at the drug store the other day: "Dear Future Husband" which might actually be worse.

Demi Lovat0's statement is so on target it should be broadcasted regularly to see if people get the message. Mental ilness is not viewed with the kindness, hell, human decency it deserves.

You do know we landed on a comet today, right?

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

We really do live in a world where a subset of people firmly believe that access to guns and information about guns is not responsible for gun related crimes because the onus is on the individuals who act on access to guns and information about guns.... but at the same time, that even the mere mention of, let alone…

Oh my God your life was Cruel Intentions for a minute.

Well, I'm off to write personalized thank you notes to every guy I've ever dated, because, sure, some of them were selfish or stupid or controlling or still in love with their exes, but at least not a single one of them was a sisterfucker. And, for that, I am grateful.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

Incidentally, "...the U.N. did not have sufficient funds as countries have donated only 39 percent of the needed $2.3 billion for humanitarian efforts in Syria, and food aid for millions of Syrians will be reduced as a result."

I know it's trite to say this, but all this horrendous news about ISIS is really depressing and scary and makes me feel so helpless. They have reached a depth of awfulness that was unfathomable. And I feel this way sitting on the other side of the world from where people are suffering from it... Human beings are so…

They're not horrifying trash; they're apparently being raised by horrifying trash. And, despite that, and some horrifying sexual abuse, the victim in this case actually seems quite admirable.

And, honestly, you calling them horrifying trash just makes you look incredibly classist. So, congrats on your privilege!