He looks like a fuccboi Squints Palledorous.

By the time she got murdered I was really into Ann. Ann was terrible but she was HARD CORE.

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

I still feel kinda disappointed that y'all didn't go with his novel where God comes back to earth and it's a lady.

Christopher Pike was my favorite back in the day! Much preferred over R.L. Stine, I think because his books were darker. And the sexy stuff! The "Remember Me" series killed it. "The Midnight Club" was also a favorite of mine, it was about kids in hospice and something to do with past lives.

Honestly— they don't update Alice In Wonderland or Huck Finn to have more modern period details that modern readers can relate to. So why the heck ruin a perfectly good 1979 story by slipping in Google references and currently-popular names? If the book is so crammed with antiquities that modern readers don't know…

Many life changes ago, I was a background actor for the movie where Sandra Bullock wears red boots a lot. I was placed right next to her and the 2nd AD kept ordering me around brusquely, maybe a little more harshly than a normal 2nd AD would. He kept calling me "You", which, no big deal. But after the 20th, "Hey you".…

One of the talk show hosts, I think Letterman, quipped last night that the first sign of having ebola is showing no symptoms of having ebola.

My bff just found out her sister's boyfriend, who the sister has been dating for a YEAR, has a daughter. He has never mentioned her, and never sees her. We are collectively freaking out because seriously HE IS A BAD PERSON BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW.

Ha, Julia Roberts, you took a big risk by not getting a face lift?

This is who he's addressing specifically.

The Egypt Game!!!! Man, I loved that book so much... I need to find it and re-read it. It's been at least 20 years since I read it.

I'm fine with that opinion. May I suggest:

I'm gonna be that person and say.....I don't like this. I care less about the fact that he made her wear that stuff (which, just within their family, could actually be funny and effective) and more about the fact that he humiliated her in front of 250,000 people (and counting). 10 years old is old enough to start…

If he's trying to ward off pedophiles, the bright pink shirt with her age on it and the Dora backpack are probably not working as intended.

No. Shame-based punishments are terrible and generally don't work. They just manage to damage your kid's self-esteem.

A facebook post (wherever) explaining her real age would have sufficed.

As a fat woman, I cannot get behind this term, because it always seems so porn specific. Any man who calls me a BBW makes me feel immediately fetishized, and it's not good, even if it does mean that they totes want to bone me...because I just feel like a mere body there to fulfill the things they've fantasized about.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

THE EGYPT GAME oh my god I loved that book. That was one of the ones that you read over and over and it changes you…. like I still think about that Nefertiti head thing from time to time. Ughhhhh impressionable kids reading books. I miss being that. That was fun.