To save half of you the trouble: OMG Fatties R Bad. Shame on you Laura for being a fatpologist! Health! CONCERN!!

Gaga, it's because you do a lot of weird shit in the name of "art" but it never seems to add up to anything more than a bunch of weird shit.

oh well hello good sir who owns the shop of things. can i get to know you??

FUCK NUANCE GET OUTRAGE

When I see a picture of a female

ugly women are perceived as competent

How supportive was your twin brother through the transitioning process?
He's amazing. It's never been an issue for him. He loves me and wants me to be happy. He gets it. He's a musician with a beautiful voice and an absolutely wonderful performer.

Phone banking against this thing was the BEST. Every once in a while I'd get through to an older voter who was just so passionate about how her granddaughters were gonna keep the right to an abortion no matter what. Those ladies were the greatest.

I do not think you understand the concept of irony.

I care. ALOT.

Right?

My mother says HORRIBLE things about, well, people who aren't black. She is herself an immigrant with a heavy accent but she'll make fun of other people's accents. Also, there is a mosque near her home and whenever she's driven me back to my place she slows down and glares at it. I've tried to call her out on it…

Are you sure you want an orgasm EVERY time?

I have a friend who is 1/2 Asian, 1/2 white and her boyfriend is black and she said black women are SOOO fucking racists towards her when they are seen together yelling things like "sell out" and "why don't you date your own kind" and that shit happens in Brooklyn. It's insane.

So she's too stupid to use condoms, but smart enough to be a mother? How does one live day-to-day with this level of cognitive dissonance?

YEAH!! IT'S ALL HER FAULT!! The idiots who keep impregnanting her aren't culpable AT ALL!!

Stop with that!

Serious questions, friends. I'm wondering where the line is between sex positivity (celebrating that double blowjays are awesome) and male gaze-y shit. I'm a straight dude, and I felt pervy reading the sorority girl's article for a few reasons:

BLOW-CEPTION

• You're writing style