zaleyakane
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zaleyakane

No, slavery is slavery. Can we please stop comparing everything to slavery?

Read it as "Ensure" and was pretty impressed with their decision to branch out from meal replacement shakes.

1) What? Sexual orientation has nothing to do with biological function. Lesbians can, and do, have babies all the time.

For some reason I didn't know that bit of trivia about Branagh/Thompson/HBC, and having watched all the Harry Potter movies again over the three-day weekend makes it even more scandalous. Gilderoy Lockhart was married to Sibyll Trelawney but had an affair with Bellatrix Lestrange? BIG MAGICAL WHAT.

No, that's what happens when you marry an insufferable, egotistical douchebag.

Can you explain further? Does it mean he's so symmetrically beautiful that he's almost bland?

In my experience, yes it that difficult for people. No idea why. Although to be fair it's a little trickier in this case because she did used to identify specifically as a lesbian, and now chooses not to label her sexual orientation. That's totally her choice, but as a pansexual women I find it slightly annoying when

I absolutely noticed this after being turned gleefully loose to get my sex on after a decade of marriage. When I was last banging about, guys reached for a condom as a matter of course (AND they always had one). Now they blink at me confusedly when I tell them my lady bits are closed for business without a condom and

What am I supposed to be seeing?

I can't believe this guy is letting his hatred for fatties get in the way of good business. People always use that argument "if plus size clothing was profitable people would make it" this is a shining example of how that's not even close to true. These people hate fatties more than they love money

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

Someone with more go-get-it-iveness than me should write a cute movie about a pedicurist who is privy to all sorts of extremely valuable insider-y business information from all the power ladies getting power-pedis at her station and becomes a huge powerful success by leveraging that information at which point she

I don't get it. You were shocked that an adult woman has hair on her legs, and you never want to get a pedicure with her again...because she has hair on her legs?

Hm, have they tried using pink writing in a cursive font? Women love that.

I have a cousin who is just above the poverty line right now, but she was raised by wealthy parents so she still votes republican.

How a party can, in good conscience, ask a demographic for their votes while simultaneously telling them to go fuck themselves is almost unfathomably audacious.

Conservatives have a vested interest in keeping people uneducated and keeping women barefoot and pregnant. Maybe its a Bible Belt thing but Anyone else notice this trend of women getting married, popping out some kids, and then getting all conservative? Like "I never felt that strongly about abortion until I had one

"...they wouldn't vote Republican if Idris Elba personally asked them to via midnight front yard serenade."

A woman in her early 30's that I work with is a Republican, and I wondered why...
Turns out, she was raised in a rich, religious family and shows a clear lack of being able to empathize with any human different from her. womp womp

I did 6 years of uni undergrad (there was a 20 month internship stuck in the middle).