How cool would it be if Obama were into millinery though?

she claims her custody has gone up from 4% to 50%

roving pack of James Spaders

Fran Drescher is and always was ridiculously gorgeous. She's the best reason to sit through the weirdness that is Doctor Detroit.

Also totally squeee worthy from the same guy, same little girl needs more freedom of movement while dancing, rips off her diaper and gets down to "Work Bitch" from Britney. Dad even black barred any potential baby bum.

I walk slower than my husband so I can be behind and look at

Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the North!

George Costanza?

Waitaminute, waitaminute, hair color is the least of the problems here. Might her hair be RELAXED? That is SO unnatural — it will not do. But of course, if she had natural hair, she would not be conforming to acceptable beauty standards. What a conundrum!

A lot of retail places say you can't have "un natural" hair color.... but that typically means green, purple, etc...

They might as well just make it a feature-length porno. At this point, that's the one surefire way to make the movie a success.

I agree with the overall principle of this, ESPECIALLY regarding the extremity the OP mentioned — the rape and death threats, etc. Though I also think it's worth remembering that those extreme reactions are the minority, not the norm; they're just more visible than the normative hostility to unattractiveness that's…

The thing that gets me about women and the endless, futile quest for perfection: the terrifying amount of male anger out there towards women who are considered "ugly." I'm not talking snark or sarcasm or negging, I'm talking FURY. When I see the rape and death threats made against a woman who's done nothing more then…

I'm a woman sporting a buzzed head, and people ask me semi-frequently "Why did you do that?"

I agree with this. I remember working with a guy and you could see instantly that he put every woman into one of two groups: Pretty women, Ugly women. And if you were put in the ugly category he pretty much treated you like you weren't even human. Screaming, being a dick and if you screamed back he looked so shocked…

I was once on a date where, despite its awfulness for all involved, I still had to make clear at the end of the night that there was going to be nothing even close to sex. He said, verbatim, "you know, you're really not skinny enough to not put out." He didn't say it in anger but as if he were giving me solid life…

Both the Fug Girls and TLo have featured Lupito Nyong'o a lot lately and I am quite literally in awe of her beauty! Add that to her impeccable style and ability to wear lipstick (seriously! That red is sheer perfection on her!) and I can't wait to see what she brings to award season!

Kanye was actually proposing to himself, but there was some confusion and it was too awkward for him to correct it so he just rolled with it.

Yes, but we really don't deserve them. I wish they would go away so I never have to read another thing about them. Also: that ring is hella-tacky and while the please in please marry me was kinda charming, spelling it correctly on a Jumbotron might not have gone amiss.

$5 says Kanye will insist on designing Kim's wedding dress.