All of them. All of them get elected.

Proving, I guess, that you can't smother your educational systematically over 30 years without some fallout.

Well, that will certainly make cleaning up the Starbucks bathrooms even more fun for people in green aprons.

I am waiting for 2 gay musicians to make a music video mocking this. It is so ripe for the picking I am surprised it hasn't dropped on someone's head.

The siren song of the nerd girl. No matter what kind of nerd you are - lit-nerd, music-nerd, sci-fi nerd, fanwank nerd, gamer—- a large group of males feel you must prove yourself to them to enjoy the thing that you enjoy.

I don't have a penis, so I am not really invested. But it seems really depressing that men are being judged for a physical characteristic they are born with and can't change.

Does anyone know of a toaster over where the bottom can be pulled out and cleaned easily? I put aluminum foil on mine but it fuses with the bottom and now it is just a crumb/burned cheese graveyard.

This is painfully stupid. I am overweight and I don't go the gym because people stare at me, and it is uncomfortable. Banning fit people from showing off their bodies is not going to bring me (and other self conscious people) in. Creating a policy where people mind their own damn business might though.

I think the makeup artist also cooked this steak.

Roll your shirtsleeves up to show your forearms. Believe me, that is sexy as fuck.

Wow, that is 650 sessions with a therapist. Or 325 each.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.-Oscar Wilde

Keeping your vagina the correct PH levels is very important- it is what prevent bladder infections and yeast infections. Your vagina needs to be acidic enough to kill bacteria but base enough not to kill everything else.

So torn.....teaching girls that they are responsible for their own sexual harassment is wrong. But leggings are ugly, so I want them banned on general aesthetic principle.

Can someone explain to me why a crazy person goes out and votes, but a sane person stays home? There is a reason these people are being elected. Too bad the internet is so unsecured. If people could vote online turnout would be huge.

Why can't we let a great book be a great book, without turning it into a mediocre film?

I prefer to refer to it as the "Stroll of Triumph"

Bourbon Milkshake of GTFO. Also, is not enough people drinking a big issue? Is legal weed taking the place of binge drinking? To be fair, legal weed is the only way to get me to try something called a "wine milkshake".

Surely, the word "Extortionist" could describe this asshole sufficiently.

I heard this comment in Daria's monotone.