You and me both, sister.

She has tadpoles swimming above her eyes.

Can you imagine saying to your kids, "Rape whomever you want, sweetie! If they have a short skirt and like to take shots, it is just fine.;)"

Her poor poor daughters in law.

That is how I get away with all my cannibalistic murders.

If you are abel to get into college, you are too smart for this book. If you are abel to get a Safeway club card, you are too smart for this book. If you are this pug, you are too smart for this book.

nope

Wish she had worn this to the oscars. She looks great.

me too.

Any "Justice" position (sheriff, judges, attorney, ect) that is elected is a terrible idea. Their first duty is now to shore up votes, not make the best decision. Self-interest poisons the system.

I think this makeup look does a disservice to a beautiful woman. The black is harsh and the lip color washes her out. A bit of rosy cheeked/lipped goodness would have worked better than a self tanning any day.

I am guessing.

It reminds me of the 90s. Which is good because I love the 90s. Maybe a bit more Golden Globes than Oscars. But pregnancy glamour seems pretty difficult. I can understand saying 'fuck it, I would rather be comfortable.'

I have a vision of a 'Heat' style buddy comedy with Gabourey and Lupita.

I think the odd thing is that Kristen Chenoweth is so tiny, with a very narrow waist. This looks metallic and heavy—like it weighs her down. Also I think it does justice to her amazing figure.

I agree. Her radiant face more than make up for the dress, but Satin is not forgiving of awkward cuts. This would have worked in some kind of velvet.

I feel light the light colored dresses get lost in translation. They have delicate nuances and tints that would be gorgeous in person, but not so much over the TV or in pictures.

Allow yourself to be angry, and acknowledge you have the right to a ton of rage. But know that rage generally covers up sadness and grief. It is ok to grieve. People often are uncomfortable around extreme emotions, so you may sometimes have to deal with them by yourself. If you are seeing a psychiatrist/therapist,…

Are we the same person? I feel like I have a doppleganger I never knew about...