She is so pretty with out the fake orange tanner they put on her in Vampire Academy. In the movie it was all I can see, and look at that amazing bone structure hiding underneath.

Republican Senator Jerry Moran can go fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw.

I think the difference is that when the community itself uses a word that is acceptable - they are taking back an insulting word. When a straight person does it, it becomes a pejorative.

This is brilliant! Thanks for posting!

I love the thought that at swanky cocktail galas there were bowl of mayo everywhere for garnish. For that special "Manhattan trailer park" feel

I could feel my gag reflex when I read that thing.

Seth Meyers is fantastic and is deserving of a much better set. I feel like this was produced by a nineties midwest furniture showroom.

A year and a month!? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.....ARRRRRRRRRRR

That is good. ;)

I feel like this highlights the sociopathy that is already naturally occurring in most politicians. The extreme unreasonable level of confidence combined with little or no empathy seems to be a trend in people who seek out power.

I doubt there was enough room.

This is fairly minor (though sending unsolicited pictures of their cock is much creepier than men seem to realize) but at a certain point technology is going to outrun our laws to the point where there are going to be massive problems. Especially since there are two sets of laws - federal and legal.

Pacifiers are exactly what they sound like. They pacify. But part of developing from toddler to child is learning to be calmed and soothed without props.

Yeah, ladies who have 3 children and don't want another one. You are not a real mother! Before you were human beings who worked hard and raised your children. Now that you want an abortion, you are just fetus real estate!

Black people use the N-word, but I would not recommend taking it up.

We don't need to get into the law, says the lawyer.

I sometimes think my country is an elaborate practical joke. I am just waiting for the day Congress jumps out and says "GOCHA!"

President Bartlett would never let this happen. Sometimes I wish we were fictional America. Fictional America is so much more fun than real America.

Maybe it's that the clothes are so ugly.