So, Dudes are still paying ladies to say they big dicks in the press, huh? You would think they would have figured out by now that fame is enough to get people who don't care about you into bed.

Some are great, some kinda suck. The good news is they are so cheap that if you get a couple good ones out of it is still worth it. I would say a lot of their makeup sucks. but occasionally their eyeshadows are decent.

Encyclopedia Brown: The Grown Up Years

Such a ho. A hairy hairy man ho.

Ehh, at the end of the day, the new episodes won't have this guy

Hell, I remember when she was a prostitute and burlesque dancer giving the Harvy Girls a hard time. She's always been a bad bitch.

Mrs.Bradley finds the reviewers' preoccupation with sex fascinating. Perhaps you should sit on her couch and talk about your father.

Darn it, how will I get my filthy food loving jollies now?

For GODS SAKE MAN. WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.

I love these segments, but I really can't consider them proper food porn unless you include pictures of the food.

So 'Really Really Really Ridiculously Good-looking Black People: The Movie' did well? Good for them.

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Me too. I was like "Malaria outbreak!?" oh no!

Does giving incorrect info to a patient not count as medical malpractice? I especially hate the "this is what your 'child' looks like thing. Most fetuses are roughly the size and shape of a grape when most abortions occur.

There are military movements less calculated than Miley's career.

Acceptable by who? You? I am sure she is up all night worried about your opinion.

Oh god, your poor Vagina! Someone get this woman a doctor!

I genuinely believe the only way to stop prejudice in it's tracks is integration in all levels of society. Self-ghettoization (old school definition, not slang) and isolation just feed the fire. The only way to realize that people of other races are people just like you is to spend time with them. I sometimes wish…

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