And a heroic portrait by John McNoughton.

Trump is basically an immigrant. His posture is defensive. He is the first president who has 0 grandparents born in the U.S. No one in his family has ever been in the military— not even the coast guard. He acts this way towards immigrants because he is worried someone will accuse him. Also why he attacked Obama…

Many parts of this made me laugh out loud. Never come back Aaron. Move to Idaho and spend all day explaining what jews are to the friendly people there.

Elbow of legs? Are you talking about knees?

Michelle Rodriguez, methinks

Apparently you’ve never seen Hitler’s amazing landscape paintings!

Venom was my favorite in the 1990s: Amazing Spiderman 299, 300, 301, etc... The trailer seems to be completely different from the comics, except the way Eddie Brock is acting, and Hardy as choice are just right. But the plot.... where is Spiderman, Venom is Spiderman’s shadow, he only exists to kill Spiderman.

I kind of wish Soros would just fund the NRA and wikileaks to make the internet people shut up about him.

But since the ban the Australian Illuminatti (kangaroos wearing coats and glasses) have free reign over the sovereign citizens there. Sad!

Maybe Cohn left Stone Trump kompromat in his will.

They cooked them, and then mailed them to you for you to reheat? Or they were mailed raw? Even shut-ins must have better places to get food.

Cohen is not sure who his clients are. He lost all his computers and phones somehow.

How come you get so much more more for aborting a Broidy baby than you get for screwing Trump? Like 12 times the money

Sometimes you don’t just need a criminal lawyer, but a criminal/lawyer, as Jesse says.

“Or, to put it another way, I like basketball.”

Jezebel Regrets Decision To Hire Blake Farenthold As Writer

They were just tweets for gods sake! You’re going to ruin this woman’s life over some old tweets? Can’t handle a little hyperbole when someone is making an intelligent argument? #isupportcannibalwitch

She is an amazing stylist of language. I look forward to reading her wherever she goes. Jezebel’s loss.

““Celebrity ASMR,” which is exactly what it sounds like.” .... American Social Media Reactions?

That’s why I vote Libertarian instead of writing in my own name for every office.