Well shit, if Nicholas freaking Stango isn't seeing it, well then, neither am I!

Okay, first off.... *squeeee*. However, be that as it may, "Warner Bros. has a proven track record with book-to-film adaptations" is not a statement I can get behind in any serious way.

The first six in the Pern series and Patricia McKillip's trilogy (Riddle Master of Hed, Heir of Sea and Fire, Harpist in the Wind) were my favorite Sci-Fi/fantasy books as an elementary school kid. Like others have mentioned, I read your article with both trepidation and excitement. Please, if this happens, let it…

I don't think the US and Russia are or were comparable at all.

I feel like you need a similar list of qualifiers for America. One of the great ironies of the 20th century is how the US and the USSR/Russia were, in many ways, more similar to one another (Western, but not really European; Frontier tradition; melting pot of various heterogeneous cultures etc.) than they were to most…

This does indeed look killer. It's been a really long time since we've had a no-holds-barred, fight-to-the-death, no-conversation-needed action flick that looks this nuts. Go George F'ing Miller.

A mutant sorceress with deep emotional issues and a baboon-ass red android in the most garish costumes imaginable, talking about trans-species love, and the part I find weird is that they're driving in a station wagon.

JARVIS builds himself the Vision body out of jealousy for missing out on shawarma after the first Avengers: CONFIRMED.

qft

Cue the Dogsplainers...

I don't need feminism because they're always complaining about the word "pussy."

That guy playing Bolin has it down pat. Look at that swagger.

Mako and Bolin! These guys are my new best pals!

Let them fight. Also, let the gods of nerddom grant them the Gamera license so we can get the dai-kaiju crossover film we deserve.

I did this as a kid with scrap fabric and toilet paper. Wet, it hardens after awhile into a sort of shell. I didn't have canopic jars, though.

Definitely wins the award for "most adorable death mask ever."