Grimes never had the benefit of Johnny Marr to make her not sound like shit.

While I agree, give the guy a break...

I wish Camrys and Corollas came with the option to not cruise in the passing lane. For some reason, these cars seem incapable of keeping to the right lanes. 

Crank windows are awful. One press up and down windows are great. 

So, Trump’s tariffs are going to stop GM from importing a car made with cheap labor in China to sell in the US market?

Come one come all! Its that time again when we have our 5 minute Everything-is-horrible-we-are-all-going-to-die-even-though-we-all-died-last-week article. The highlights this week are:

I am surprised the Honda Odyssey is on the list.  The transmission should have blow up by year 5.

We put our money and our blood into Somalia and got jack shit for it. Corruption was endemic and unstoppable.

“Fred Durst’s instagram is almost entirely full of old woody station wagons”

Everybody knows that old school station wagons just keep rollin rollin rollin

Oh, a video.

It sounds like you pay too much in rent.

If Miguel is in fact an illegal immigrant, then he should be.  I know enforcing immigration law isn’t popular on Jezebel (Cars edition), but the majority of Americans actually support enforcing laws.

His parents are gonna be so mad. First getting kicked out of U of M housing and now this.   Worst part is that the DMB tickets were in the glove box 

“Name an active gay racer”

I hope they took the interior door handles out of that Explorer before he blew it up, if they weren’t broken already. Those things are getting hard to find!

Navigator is to Escalade as Kid Rock is to Eminem

It’s sort of like giving Kate Upton breast reduction surgery and then saying ‘there, isn’t that better?’

Whenever I come across a nothing car, I remember one general rule of thumb: It’s better than walking.

My dad got one after I got my license and stole his Accord. It was great; roomy inside, quick handling, and a 5-speed stick. Then the transmission turned to gravel after 3 years and the interior trim proved to have the same build quality as Little Tikes Cozy Coupe