I’m just here for the oh my god who the hell cares comments

My worst fucking nightmare.

Would have thought Jalopnik readers would understand why gun control is stupid.

How about they show support for mental health care where the root of the problem truly lies?

Why is this on Jalopnik?

This will be an unpopular opinion, but there will come a day when people regret demonizing the NRA and driving them to oblivion. It is vital for the long-term survival of the United States of America that a significant percentage of our citizens are proficient in the use of firearms. I just do not understand why…

Cancelled my reservation for next week with Enterprise, and now Avis has my business. Also renewed my NRA membership today as well.

How do I shot web?

Obscure? Possibly not. But a place for any Mopar Nut, no matter the age of Mopar.

for one, I’d stop the SC430 from ever happening.

JohnInBigD just messaged me and asked why I hadn’t said anything. I’m saying something:

Spitting is considered assault in some places.

Many years ago I got my ‘59 Chevy stuck in the sand on Assateague Island (outside Ocean City, MD). I proceeded to get so drunk that I can’t remember too many details, but do remember that I somehow landed in Ocean City for the night (leaving the Chevy until the next day), and everything is still a blur 50 or so years…

I had a 1993 Eurovan with an Audi(I think) sourced inline 5-cylinder. It was a five speed. Bought it for $500. Put 50K on it and sold it on Samba for $2000. VW van people are irrational. Anyhow, you had to play “find a gear” as the linkage was sloppier than Stormy Daniels with a $130000 check in her hand. Otherwise it…

Wow apparently you can trigger people with socks now.

This isn’t not the actual car, but one that looked similar. A 1981 2 door Ford LTD Crown Victoria. My mom was involved in a wreck in a small Dodge Omni and insisted that her next car be large. My dad was forced to sell the other car we had, a Triumph Spitfire and promised my mom he’d get something sensible that wasn’t…

I also grew up hearing the TFF version, but the GJ version I think captures the feeling of the song better, at least for me. To each their own, but I much prefer the GJ version despite it being a latecomer to my ears.

Have a drink every time someone makes the argument that it’s somehow sexist to do this.

When did jalopnik start telling me how to think and feel???

I guess we are now well on our way to a dystopian future all because of trying to make every last existence on this earth politically correct and a safe space for all.