What do hillbillies do for Thanksgiving? Pump kin.

In that second picture, it looks like it was filled with either ping-pong balls, or the sensor balls from Twister. Maybe they were trying to collect telemetry data? Did they not know that the shoddy nissan inspections were not shipped overseas? Maybe the inspections should include something to protect us from big…

Tuning from Lotus, name from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Perfect.

While it shows okay, is a desirably convertible and of course the 5.0 is tasty, tasty candy, holy crap the color scheme is the very worst of what the 80s had to offer - any of the lurid Day-Glo color schemes or the paradoxically loud pastels would have been an improvement over this ultrabland milquetoastian offender.

Sorry to hear one of your buddies died, but it’s good to know the other two made it.

I always thought this was the best looking of the Chrysler LH cars.

I’ve got a toe in both worlds. The import crowd (96 Harlequin Golf and 12 Fiat Abarth) and the muscle car crowd (70 Dart Swinger) and it’s simply a case of pick your poison. Do you hang out with the young immature douches in the import crowd, or the old exclusionary dicks and assholes in the muscle car crowd. They are…

“SEND IT!”

This is an excellent overview of the autobahn driving experience. I would only add that 98.9% of the campers pulling out into the passing lane are being driven by the freaky deaky Dutch. It’s a little known fact that the NL on their plates actually stands for “Nur Links.”

truth. the university here has plate readers on the parking patrol cars. if one comes up as expired meter, they get out and ticket it.

Wypipo SMDH

No one was taking the New Black Panther Party very seriously, lately, anyway.

Seriously. Who wouldn’t rather have a little bump than a cup of lukewarm Aramark dirt water?

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

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Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”

There’s a vas deferens between a TC and a LeBaron.

That’s the case here in WI too.

What was it 2005?

Not so much a fail story, but a funny one.